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Marketing Torment Your Customers (They’ll Love It)

This article argues that customers do not know what they want, citing examples of the success of the Walkman (even though focus groups rejected it). It goes on to discuss Retro-marketing where marketers would create demand by holding back product, not making it immediately available everywhere.

If you love the customer enough they will love you back. That is complete nonsense

Rules of retro-marketing:

  • Exclusivity
  • Secrecy
  • Amplification
  • Entertainment
  • Trickster-ism

Customers like to dislike marketers

Frequently asked questions

Who should read this?
Teams looking for marketing inspiration
What is the main theme of this article?
A little trickery and slight of hand can generate marketing buzz
It was written a while ago, is it still relevant today?
Yes - though marketing ideas are only relevant for certain sectors
Last updated: 2026-07-11